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Realtors – Closing gifts for Michigan properties
Made in USA - Handcrafted in North Carolina since 2016
Simply hang it on your Christmas tree using the attached ribbon loop
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When Santa Squeezes His Fat Ass Ornament - Christmas Vacation Clark Quote made in USA Handmade in USA - CraftedWhen Santa Squeezes His Fat Ass Ornament Christmas Vacation Quote Celebrate Clark Griswold's epic Christmas toast with this hilarious handcrafted wooden ornament! Featuring his unforgettable line: "When Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!" This ornament captures the chaos, frustration, and humor of the Griswold family's Christmas celebration. Why You'll Love